Champions

 

Panel 1- Referee ( in the background ): " 1-2-3- GO!"
Panel 2- Jumping Jack: " For Nognog!"
Panel 3: Kulugo: " For Leni!"
Note:
Critics of VP Binay love to call him Nognog for his dark skin
Leni is the VP candidate of the Liberal Party this coming election

Champions

Panel 1- Referee: " Your fight is about survival and no holds barred so try your best to win."
Panel 2- Referee: " There's no 3 knockdown rule so nobody will stop your fight until the end.."
Panel 3- Referee: " Only the fittest will survive and only one of you will become champion. Is that                                    clear?"
    Jumping Jack: " Yes, sir!"
             Kulugo: " Yes, Ma'm!" ( Note: they don't know the sex of the referee )

Champions

Panel 1- Referee: " Alright, you guys will be competing in high jump to hell!"
Panel 2- Referee: " The first one to cross the " Binay Ravine " will be the winner.."
               Kulugo: "Binay Ravine?"
Panel 3- Referee: " That's right.. it's a deep ravine which you cannot escape if you fall down no                                          matter what you do!"
     Jumping Jack: " TRO?"
               Kulugo: " OMG!"

Champions

Panel 1- Poor Boy: " Kulugo, the fate of our colony is in your hands so you've got to beat Jumping Jack!"
Panel 2- Poor Boy: " Don't let me down, Nowhere man, you've got to hide your love away!"
Panel 3- Jumping Jack ( singing ): " I'm a loser.. I'm a loser.."
              Poor Boy: " Go to hell, Jumping Jack!"

Champions

Panel 1- Jumping Jack: " Kulugo?! The Nowhere man of lower river? He's the one I will be facing on                                          the high jump? Hahaha !!! "
Panel 2- Jumping Jack: " Queen Uling, Kulugo is well known for his girlfriends always leaving him                                            for reasons everyone knows except him!"
Panel 3- Queen Godzilla: " Jumping Jack, we are here to fight and not to talk about our champion's                                                 love life!"

Champions

Panel 1- Queen Uling: " Queen Godzilla, you don't have a champion so you surrender your crown to                                           me as a sign of your loss!"
                   Poor Boy: " Wait!"
Panel 2-      Poor Boy: " Queen Godzilla, we give you our champion!"
         Queen Godzilla: " Rolan, Poor Boy, Walter.. thank you!"
Panel 3-      Poor Boy: " Kulugo!"