Friday, August 29, 2014

Birds and the Bees

Panel 1- Son: " Father, if you're still alive, then you are not my father!"
             Dad: " That's right.."
Panel 2- Dad: " I was the one assigned to throw you in the ravine because you
                        were born a male but I didn't do it because of my conscience.."
Panel 3- Dad: " That's why I left the colony and raised you as a real son..."
              Son: " I love you, Popsy..."

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Birds and the Bees

Panel 1- Dad: " You know, Son.. it's the duty of the males to impregnate the Queen
                        and when that time comes, we race against each other to reach the Queen.."
Panel 2- Dad: " Then after a few days, the males will die one by one.."
              Son: " Father, how come you're still alive?"
Panel 3- Dad: " Well, it's not in me to join a race, son.. besides, I don't want to die early.. Hehehe"

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Birds and the Bees

Panel 1- Son: " But, Father..if not for you, the Queen won't have children!"
Panel 2- Dad: " You're right.. but I'm not the only male in the life of the Queen,
                        my son.. we are many.."
Panel 3- Dad: " When the Queen needs us we are like donors of Gordon's Red Cross
                        that must donate to her.."

Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Birds and the Bees

Panel 1- Son: " But, Father.. we are not deformed when born.."
              Dad: " We're not, son.."
Panel 2- Dad: " But in the Insect world, the females are the bosses ( sigh ).."
Panel 3- Dad: " And we males are not at par with them.. they look at us like garbage,
                        useless...lawmakers..

Monday, August 25, 2014

Birds and the Bees

Panel 1- Son: " Yes, Father.. the Spartans throw deformed babies into the ravine.."
Panel 2- Dad: " Well, it's the same thing with us in a way.."
              Son: " What do you mean?"
Panel 3- Dad: " In the world of ants, the males are thrown into the ravine!"

Sunday, August 24, 2014

Birds and the Bees

Panel 1- Son: " Her Majesty, the Queen?! In that case, I am a royal blood!"
Panel 2- Son: " I am a Prince, Father, and you are a King.. but why aren't we at the palace?"
Panel 3- Dad: " Son, have you seen our pirated DVD copy of the movie 300?"

Monday, August 18, 2014

Birds and the Bees

Panel 1- Son: " Father, why don't I see my mother often?
              Dad: " She's busy laying eggs err, she's busy, son.."
Panel 2- Son: " If I see mother, what will I call her? Mama, Mommy or Mom?
Panel 3- Dad: " Your Majesty, the Queen!"