Si Kulugo, Si Kuhol at Si Kuling

Panel 1- Kulugo: " Kuhol, Kuling.. I have to go back to the surface. Thank you for your advice.."
Panel 2- Kuling: " Kulugo, do not lose hope. Someday you'll meet the girl who will love you.."
             Kulugo: " Thanks, Kuling.."
Panel 3- Voice over: " Hello, handsome.."

Si Kulugo, Si Kuhol at Si Kuling

Panel 1- Kuling: " Hey, Kuhol.. who is he? He's cute!"
             Kulugo ( delighted ): " Hey! Ehem.."
Panel 2- Kuhol: " Kulugo she is Kuling.. my neighbor at OK corral.."
            Kulugo: " Hi Kuling.."
             Kuling: " Hello.."
Panel 3-Kuling: " What are you doing here, Kulugo?"
           Kulugo: " I wanted to take my own life.."
            Kuling: " Why don't you just have a truck run over you?"

Si Kulugo, Si Kuhol at Si Kuling

Panel 1- Kulugo: " Kuhol, are you sure someone will love me if I changed my name to " Pogi " or " Sexy? "
Panel 2- Kulugo: " What if nobody will love me as time goes by?"
Panel 3- Kuhol: " Well, they'll call you Old man.."
Note: Tanda ( old man ), Pogi ( handsome ) and Sexy are code names of the three Senators involved in the pork barrel scam. They received hundred of millions each in kickbacks

Si Kulugo, Si Kuhol at Si Kuling

Panel 1- Kulugo: " Kuhol, I want to have many offsprings! What's the matter with you?"
Panel 2- Kuhol: " That's really a big problem if nobody falls in love with you, Kulugo.."
Panel 3- Kuhol: " Why don't you change your name Kulugo with " Pogi " or " Sexy " so it will be more appealing?"

Si Kulugo, Si Kuhol at si Kuling

Panel 1- Kuhol: " Kulugo, what's the reason you want to die?"
Panel 2- Kulugo: " Nobody loves me, Kuhol.."
               Kuhol: " Really?! Well, there's a remedy to that.."
Panel 3- Kuhol: " Become a bachelor for life!"

Si Kulugo, Si Kuhol at Si Kuling

Panel 1- Kuhol: " Kulugo! What are you doing here?"
            Kulugo: " Kuhol, my friend.. I want to commit suicide!"..
Panel 2- Kuhol: " Is that so? Why don't you just let a truck run over you?"
Panel 3- Kulugo: " Thank you, Kuhol.. but I don't want to end up like a pancake.."