La Viuda Loca

Panel 1- Kulugo: " Huh? Who are you?"
            Stranger: " I am La Viuda Loca, Kulugo.."
Panel 2- La Viuda Loca: " Like you, I am also looking for someone to love me.."
Panel 3- La Viuda Loca: " And like you, nobody seemed to like me.."
                         Kulugo: " Excuse me?! Don't include me in your problem.."

Si Kulugo, Si Kuhol at Si Kuling

Panel 1- Kulugo: " Kuhol, I want to have many offsprings! What's the matter with you?"
Panel 2- Kuhol: " That's really a big problem if nobody falls in love with you, Kulugo.."
Panel 3- Kuhol: " Why don't you change your name Kulugo with " Pogi " or " Sexy " so it will be more appealing?"

Si Kulugo, Si Kuhol at si Kuling

Panel 1- Kuhol: " Kulugo, what's the reason you want to die?"
Panel 2- Kulugo: " Nobody loves me, Kuhol.."
               Kuhol: " Really?! Well, there's a remedy to that.."
Panel 3- Kuhol: " Become a bachelor for life!"